The way they decided to deliver the message is via books in Alderman. That's right. I'll include the email that I received V-Day morning.
That's right. It's complete with garish emoticon hearts. (For those of you not at the University, ALD PQ refers to the book number of the Alderman library system. How PQ comes to mean Floor 4 Old Stacks, I do not know.)
So of course being the inquisitive person I am, I take the effort to hunt down this book and find my message.
The message said:
"You're so sexy... perfect for me."
and it was anonymous. FML I have a stalker.